Wednesday, December 2, 2009

"Who's Making Love To Your Old Lady, While You Were Out Making Love?" - Johnny Taylor

Good morning peeps! Who besides me remembers that Esso Gasoline commercial that goes, "Put A Tiger In Your Tank?" Well, apparently Tiger does! He "allegedly" put a Tiger in more than one tank! Why oh why do high profile people think they are immune to being exposed for cheating? They are especially susceptible!!! Duh! In the past, Tiger Woods has been criticized for being racially confused (remember when he coined a new phrase to identify himself, rather than admit to being...BLACK and TAI...CABLINASIAN!). He has also been described as being "apolitical"...that is; never taking a stand on political or racial controversies. This was leveled against him and Michael Jordan at times. Who'd-a-thunk Tiger would be involved in a cheating scandal??? In interviews, he has been very private about his life but did openly declare his devotion to his wife and children. I have a friend on the West Coast (Hey Ted), who says it's "The Power of The Coochie" that makes men do these things. Fellas, is this true??? Huuummm...Cleopatra, Angelina, Helen of Troy, Elizabeth Taylor are a few names that come to mind. So, as is my little habit; I offer you a playlist of songs and dedicate them to Tiger Woods and company. Since there are so many songs to choose from, I am going to limit my playlist to ten. You feel free to add on.

My Play list for Tiger and company:

1. Who's Making Love To Your Old Lady, While You Are Out Making Love?, by Johnny Taylor


2. Careless Whispers, by George Michaels

3. I'm In Love, With The Other Woman, by Ray Parker Junior


4. She's Got Papers On Me, by Richard "Dimples" Fields

5. Papa's Got A Brand New Bag, by James Brown

6. She Used To Be My Girl, by The O'Jays

7. Mexican Divorce, by The Drifters

8. Money, Money, Money, by The O'Jays

9 .The Clean Up Woman, by Betty Wright

10. She's Come Undun, by The Guess Who

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

How about, "Can't Get Enough of That Funky Stuff" by Kool and The Gang?

Anonymous said...

Before I comment I have one more song for you...I bust the windows out your car - Jazmine Sullivan! LOL!! The power of the Coochie is one reason but the support you get from the "other" women is a power within itself. we don't usually think about men, but they are simple animals and look for peace, non-conflict and good feelings. When any of that is disturbed or they are not getting the "something" whatever that something is be it physical, emotion or just saying "baby, you look good" it can cause a slight rift and then "pow" you have someone giving you all that and the coochie!! And it could be something so simple but in their mind it is a disturbance in the force. This works both ways but women are much smarter in what they do! First as a celebrity, you must know you have this "bullseye" on your back. Take Monica Lewinsky with the infamous dress! Why would you keep a stained dress unless you were looking down the road for a payday! One of the "alleged" mistresses for Tiger kept 300 text messages! Ladies do you keep every text message? Yeah she was looking for a payday and now squealing like a stuck pig! Not to sound one way or the other but it's not what you do it is how you do it! If he had a woman friend who was loyal and not said anything there may have been suspcion but no proof! She even kept the voice message telling her to erase her name from her phone number because he was busted! LOL!! "S-T-U-P-I-D!" If you want to play around then don't get married! It is a much bigger offense then if just dating! I honestly do not beleive "all" men set out to cheat, but given time, chance and circumstance...well when the tunnel opens we tend to venture in! Smile. The Teddy Bear!

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